My SPAM email of the day ;)=
RESPONSE NEEDED BY THE FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
From: "Federal Bureau of Investigation."
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
J.Edgar. Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday to Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday.
Compliment of the day to you from the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION. Am writing to inform you that we received an urgent letter from the Nigerian Government regarding the transfer/payment of your due funds which is valued at the sum of $5million usd and we have been directed to act immediately towards this issue without any further delay to this process.
The reason why we are contacting you was because a lady by name Lillian Russell came to the ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER today with a written letter that they should approve the funds on your behalf to her as your representative, so please check and know if you send any body by that name to claim this funds on your behalf as we will facilitate the transfer of the funds to her immediately. She has done the necessary requirements and she has already paid for the delivery fees. But we are still confused in sending the funds to her because your details were in the letter that is why I have decided to contact you personally.
So all i want you to do now is to contact the ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER and tell them that you did not send anybody to claim your fund, but if we confirm that you are not the person that sent her, we will have no option than to detain her immediately and she is going to rot in jail forever.
Your payment file was accessed today and we found out that your funds which is valued at the sum of $5million usd has not been paid yet because of lack of compliance with the directives as regards the delivery of your to you.
We have also contacted the ATM CARD COMPANY that issued the ATM CARD to you and they informed us that your ATM CARD can be activated online; these services enable you to make transfers or pay online bills from your computer at home direct to any bank account of your choice. They also have a fast access delivery which means that your ATM CARD can be delivered to you upon 6hours after the delivery requirements has been acknowledged, so you will have to choose the option that you think will be the best for you and have it in mind that you have only 24 hours to complete this process or the ATM CARD will be sent to Miss Lillian Russell because she has paid for the delivery fee and we will be left with no choice than to send her the fund.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizen. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed for the delivery of you ATM CARD to your door step on your behalf which will cost you $420.00 only.
You are required to forward the ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER your full details as stated below if you do not advise us to transfer the funds on behalf of Miss Lillian Russell.
NAME: John Simmons
Do contact Mr.Okafor Wilson of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your details:
As soon as you get this email, you are to get back to the ATM CARD CENTER via email to send you the payment information’s on how to make the payments for your ATM CARD to be delivered to you because Miss Lillian Russell has already paid for the delivery fees for the fund to come to her. But if you can make the payment now, we will have to refund her back her money and forward the fund to you and make sure she is detained forever for trying to reap where she did not sow.
I will do my possible best to make sure justice is brought to power because I am already convince that Miss Lillian Russell is trying to reap where she did not sow after I saw the letter she brought to the ATM CARD CENTER. But we still need more evidence to nap her down the net that is why I have asked you to make the payment immediately you get this email because it’s the only genuine alternative I have at hand now that will still make your funds still come to you. Follow my instructions carefully and I will make sure justice is brought to power.
GUARANTEE: LILIAN ROSSEL WILL BE DETAINED UPON CONFIRMATION OF YOUR EMAIL THAT YOU NEVER SENT HER TO CLAIM YOUR ATM CARD.
NOTE: We have asked for the above information, because it will help us in doing our job.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.
Robert S. Mueller 111
Washington Field Office
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535
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